Adonis DNA

Adonis DNA is a strand of DNA only passed on to those who are winning, duh. When coupled with tiger blood, the Adonis DNA is especially powerful. Those not winning enough should NOT by any means, try and obtain Adonis DNA and/or tiger blood. If this occurs their faces will melt and their bodies explode in front of their weeping children. It should be noted that those with Adonis DNA or tiger blood, are particularly immune to the effects of Alcoholics Anonymous. Adonis was a ridiculously studly dude in Greek mythology. His DNA is only in a select few.